Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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