Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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