Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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