Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he puts the penis in happiness.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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