I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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