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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's the barista slut.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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