i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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