Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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