dude i'm inner monologue high
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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