I wish i was in the wii world.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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