I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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