His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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