All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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