make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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