Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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