I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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