Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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