There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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