You're completely useless in the revolution.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
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i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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