Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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