My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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