hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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