their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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