omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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