Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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