You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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