In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
