He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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