I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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