That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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