And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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