Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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