apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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