did you get engaged???
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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