My sheets look like a crime scene.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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