FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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