Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I love having hate sex.
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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