I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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