Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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