I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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