it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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