He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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