yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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