Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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