White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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