Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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