i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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