Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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