Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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