This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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